did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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