I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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