Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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