You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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