i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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