Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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