guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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