i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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