They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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