I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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