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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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