your thong is hanging out like whoa
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
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Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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