She's JV to your varsity
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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