: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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