You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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