I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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