How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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