Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
it's like iHOP with fire
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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