there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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