I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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