Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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