When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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