I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
two words: eviction party
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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