So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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