I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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