I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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