if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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