Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
