the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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