I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I have aggressive nipples.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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