I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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