school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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