Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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