Christians are straight up FREAKS
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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