Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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