On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
