No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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