My room smells like vodka and shame
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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home. puking in laundry basket.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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