North Korea, Best Korea!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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