Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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