Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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