It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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