i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
