so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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