just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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