i think my tv is drunk
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
