So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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