He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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