Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if i died would you start the facebook group?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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