going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All the doctor said was why
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
And then he peed in my hair
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