Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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