Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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