"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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