school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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