Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
