everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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