The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Damn victory sex feels great
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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