office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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